Dave (@dave)

Dave @dave@iceshrimp.aperture-science.engineering

Email from LinkedIn:
"View your application updates from this week!"

opens email

"We don't have any updates on your applications, but we'll update you when we hear back"

How about you only send emails when you have updates about my applications??

Dave @dave@iceshrimp.aperture-science.engineering

I also love it how when you click the little x button in the job list to hide a specific job posting you're not interested in, it will just keep showing it with the added text of 'We won't show you this job again'.